Tuesday, September 2, 2008

The greatest patriot EVER-(1990-2080)

The greatest patriot of all time was taken from us on monday September 1, while on an exhibition to Saturn...

While many of you may have known him as the most successful concert oboist of all time, Kevin Begley was so much more than that. He was an entrepreneur who earned billions through interplanetary travel. He was one of the most prominant politicians of America's history. He was an academy award winning actor.

After gaining fame and notoriety from his chart topping first album, Kevin Begley soon became the leading voice behind colonizing other planets in our solar system. After becoming the senator of Kentucky as a third party candidate and serving 7 terms with great succes, Kevin Begley ran for president in 2048. After winning over 90% of the vote, he would go on to deny the presidency at his inauguration date. His reason, he didn't feel like it.

After denying the presidency, Kevin Begley lived the rest of his life in seclusion exploring the universe.

Kevin Begley was truly a great man, and he will be greatly missed.

February 10, 1990-September 1, 2080

1 comment:

Ms. Brown said...

Skillful use of humor here! Fits the assignment perfectly. I wonder if you could list your academy award-winning films also, and perhaps a list of the planets you colonized...