I was having trouble thinking of what to write about for my report, so I decided to write about something that is of great significance to me and many other students like me. Teenage relationships, and their effect on grades.

Me writing about this topic should come as no surprise to people, considering I'm an expert on the subject. I'm also very popular with the ladies, so primary "research" should be easy to "obtain" if you know what I mean. ;)

All I have to do for research is spend as much time as possible "interviewing" members of the opposite sex and see how that affects my grades...

Yep, this is gonna be the best report EVER...